19 May 2016

Fez Day, 19 May, avec Flamingos

Flamingos are now the official avian mascot of the ROotF. Because.

04 February 2016

Fez Master Terry's State of the Royal Order Proclamation

Happy Fez day, y'all, from Fez Master Terry. A martini, his best fez, and a tailor-made, Hoi-An green velvet smoking jacket are all that Terry needs to convene an official meeting of the Royal Order of the Fez, guest cat Lucky in the role of secretary. Should you wish to join our Royal Order, all you need to start is a fez and a proclamation on this page. We have no rights or privileges, but we will join you every Thursday in donning the fez. 

29 January 2016

Once again, we awaken...

It's been nearly two years since we've visited our digital domain, but the Order of the Fez has been busy. Join us my friend. All you need is a fez and a willingness to wear that fez at least one hour every Thursday, preferably in public. We stand for nothing, proudly, and will continue our indifference to the world as long as there are any of us left to hoist a glass and don the fez on Thursday. Don't wait for an invitation: become one of us, one of us, one of us...

A glass of Spanish red, my second best fez, and the best smoking jacket one can buy in Hoi An, which is now a place of pilgrimage for the order. Life is good.